November 11, 2015No Comments

Get with the program, Bloomingdale’s

Maybe I should start getting more specific on my resume: "Knows better than to make rape joke in a Christmas ad." Or, you know, ever. Yikes.

October 30, 2015No Comments

Double *sigh*

I realize I'm shooting myself in the foot by publicly mocking potential future clients, but...really, Crest? "Products designed for the adult stage of life?" Who's your copywriter, Perd Hapley?

August 3, 2015No Comments

*sigh*

Oh, Round Table. It didn't need to come to this. Give me a call; I only want to help you.

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