January 24, 2019No Comments

Shoes are for straight people who play couples tennis and get divorced

The best classified post of all time.

I'd be fuming with envy if I wasn't laughing my ass off.

November 2, 2017No Comments

NaNoWriMo

Let's do this.

October 6, 2017No Comments

Professional envy

You ever see a tagline so clever you get mad? This one makes me mad. Fortunately, the bagels are so good, I was able to eat my feelings about it and recover. Nicely done, Boichik.

July 27, 2017No Comments

Live every week like it’s Shark Week

People actually read these things?

Thanks for the shout-out, kind stranger. :) (Copy is by yours truly.)

April 28, 2017No Comments

IKEA 1, Balenciaga 0

Well played, IKEA. #professionaljealousy

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